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Horny Demotivational Poster


POINT OF VIEW -


TAGS: pov funny horny the helicopter
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Sean - May 17, 2011, 4:46 pm
And the remaining 31% are just a bunch of damn lazy assed quitters.
CaptainBaked - May 17, 2011, 10:58 am
HAHA! Favourited..
Verdeckt - May 17, 2011, 6:31 am
Rule 34.. NO exceptions
Budog - May 17, 2011, 5:56 am
Well I have heard of taking it in the caboose, but in the bus?


COOLER THAN YOU, - You just wish you were as hot as me ;)


TAGS: naughty horny penis pink waffle
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by lilchantelle1

rerun - September 19, 2010, 8:09 am

wow Claire, tell you something and now the whole world knows.....and yes, it did hurt a little.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:35 am
Truer words were never spoken by a Texan....
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:16 am
No wonder I like it so much. The cruelty part, of course. I don't know what liquor is.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:12 am
Actually, Topics don't exist at Pat's, Only liquor and cruelty exist at Pat's.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:09 am
Pat's Place IS off topic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:07 am
I see nothing wrong with your jokes....now, your ability to take a thread off topic...that's another story.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:05 am
I don't know if I'm allowed to make half the jokes I have...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 3:01 am
Yer dad sounds like a lot of fun.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:55 am
That happened to me once when I tried Daddy's coffee.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:52 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs something like this, you can relate, he's about your age.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:50 am
That's me. Eleven years old. What does "drunk" mean?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:39 am
Oh, and Claire....of course you're short....you're 11.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:39 am
I have a tattoo of a demon face on my shoulder....ahhhh to be 18 and drunk again.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:36 am
Not lately. Pay more attention to the Pat's Place thread. Also, my height has never been discussed before, but I'm very short. Lots of things go over my head.
Faceplant31 - September 19, 2010, 2:35 am
You have any ink Mooooooooooooooooooo? I know that you have spots but you were born with those.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:30 am
That went right over your head Claire......I thought you were the smart one around here.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:25 am
TAGS: naughty horny penis pink waffle But the TATS aren't bad either. I didn't know Rerun had that kind of pain tolerance.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:23 am
Is that what the kids are calling them now?
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:22 am
Nice tags.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:20 am
Rerun would never use his own pic as an avatar...That would be in very poor taste. anyways, they didn't get his good side.
jameswnash - September 19, 2010, 2:09 am
LOL RL thqats not right...funny but not right
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 12:08 am

hey RR, are you still looking for an avatar?


LISTEN MISTER... -


TAGS: bird horny seeds what seeds
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Sean - August 26, 2011, 8:58 pm
I like it! Even if I don't particularly care for her tone of voice. Stand tall, Pidgy. There's a priciple at staek here -- even if neither of us know what it is.
Jackl - August 21, 2011, 12:26 pm
Ahahahaha. Wow. Exactly what I needed to see first thing on a hangover. 5


MEN -


TAGS: hungry horny make me sandwich
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by LeightonESmith

tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:18 pm
Oops... fail on the moderator's part.
TheSanityInspector - December 20, 2011, 12:27 pm
It's okay, Leighton, we see what you meant: "If you see us without an erection, please us and then give us a sandwich."
mariand - December 20, 2011, 5:55 am
The idea is cool...I can get over that
LeightonESmith - December 20, 2011, 5:08 am
*give us damn i had a grammatical fail with that


BRET MICHAELS - is an over-the-hill untalented crass horny douchebag who utterly sickens me.


TAGS: bret michaels old untalented horny douche doris
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Nittin - May 20, 2009, 12:58 am
what the hell kind of name is 'Bret'?
HtD - March 28, 2009, 3:56 am
You're one of the idiots that would go on the show to get a disease from this asshole.
mee - March 28, 2009, 2:58 am
man bret michaels is sexy and he is awesome although alot older than me i still love the music!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 22, 2009, 12:27 am
Talk dirty to me! Seriously, one okay song ( if I have my kitsch meter turned to 11 ) doesn't make up for a half assed career as a reality show c-level celebrity horndog with absolutely zero class.
Cubbybear - January 21, 2009, 11:11 am
I know what you mean...Poison was not a great band


NARWAL HAIKU -


TAGS: shes still cute ilike horny chicks
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

niz - May 24, 2012, 1:08 pm
Makes me think of that narwhals song.. "just don't let them touch your balls"
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:17 am
Brilliant.


NOT EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT - When I said I was looking for a horny woman ...


TAGS: not what meant horny woman
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - May 16, 2012, 2:41 pm
She has a nice rack!
Budog - May 16, 2012, 2:41 pm
She has a nice rack!
dy2012 - May 16, 2012, 1:38 pm
hehehe nice one lol!
spypengen - May 16, 2012, 9:45 am
I think I just did a CloudchaserS
spypengen - May 16, 2012, 9:45 am
I think we found hammy's wife 5L
spypengen - May 16, 2012, 9:45 am
I think we found hammy's wife 5L
spypengen - May 16, 2012, 9:44 am
I think we found hammy a wife 5L
spypengen - May 16, 2012, 9:44 am
I think we found hammy a wife 5L


LOST IN TRANSLATION - When I said.., 'Go grab the Fish-Net & lets go to the Beach to catch a BIG one' this is NOT what I meant..!!




HIPSTER PUG -


TAGS: horny yes wants sex cubby
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

voodoo3535 - March 16, 2011, 1:27 am
Damn hipsters and their little dogs too!!! But still 5 doggie punts.


SIZE DOESN'T MATTER... - But then again... With a rack like THAT you can say stupid crap and get away with it!




POSSESSED -




VUVUZELA -


TAGS: horny fools
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

redhdsrbst - June 16, 2010, 11:18 pm
LoL .. even radiator fluid is an oil
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 16, 2010, 10:37 pm
Transmission fluid is lubricant (of a sort), so it could be called Oil.
angus90 - June 16, 2010, 10:31 pm
Americans are the only ones dumb enough to put oil in a transmission, unfortunately.
redhdsrbst - June 16, 2010, 10:27 pm
rofl .. 5L for that little note


MOON - One man, alone with a robot that has a two holed hand. OUCH.




DESPERATION -


TAGS: that is the lesson of the horny little salmon
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Sean

ICEMAN - November 11, 2009, 1:24 am
And besides, I gave you 5 lil fishies so kick back, enjoy.
ICEMAN - November 11, 2009, 1:20 am
Heh, heh. If the foo shits. ;)
Sean - November 11, 2009, 1:05 am
Eh! Who you callin' a fish-fukkr?
ICEMAN - November 11, 2009, 1:04 am
Is this personal experience talking?


if everyday is a gift -


TAGS: positive attitude my horny mule
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 6, 2017, 8:30 am
Thanks Cern! I was having one of THOSE mornings! chuckle, chuckle...
concern3 - May 6, 2017, 4:44 am
UP yours


WAITRESS WORK -


TAGS: thorny job
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mizzdizz - April 11, 2016, 12:25 am
Maybe it wasn't food she was serving? ^!!!!


Paradigm Shift -


TAGS: calendar thats one horny goat
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

steve1961 - March 17, 2015, 12:23 am
That awkward moment when you discover that Hammy won't ever be calling you back...
EmilioDumphque - March 16, 2015, 11:35 pm
Hey, it's called "Me and ewe", not "me and nanny", sicko!


That Remind's Me -




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